“You’ll never believe what I had to take out of the oven tonight. I’ve never taken a pic of an order before.”
They paid and picked it up. 😶
by ZenTrainee
22 Comments
Stranger1982
This is probably a mess but I dunno…I feel like we’d have a pic of the finished product itself.
LtGeneral_Obvious
“Hey Jimmy! Give me a cheese with NUTHIN!”
haw35ome
Honestly I was with it except for the pineapple. What the hell??
viavxy
i get not wanting to rely on a pizza place giving you a perfect medium rare but what in the fuck is “extra well done” 😭
No-Crew-6528
“Yeah hit me with that $30 cheese pizza with no cheese” when the fuck
TurtlesBreakTheMeta
I mean, this doesn’t sound like a pizza, it’s a flatbread.
Flatbreads are legitimate foods, and while I think it’s weird that the dude is using a wonky method of acquiring one, I don’t think I can say this is a crime.
OprahAtOprahDotCom
Damn it! Put “warning sensitive content” or some shit. I’m gonna have nightmares.
What if a kid sees this post?
GUILTY
DeadEnglishOfficial
Effective-Ad-5842
I would have given they’re money back and told them to never come back ever.
SmileGraceSmile
That’s not pizza, that’s an open face sandwich. You can’t tell me otherwise.
SecularDeity
More like a crime against their wallet
magseven
I found out you can fight lactose intolerance. I’m a black male. I found out late in life that my people can develop lactose intolerance later in life. I was a cereal kid. Loved it. Then maybe my second year of college, I’d have to shit my brains out within a half hour of eating ice cream, or milk. BUT…I found out that the more you eat lactose products, the more you get resilient to them. I could always eat pizza and cheese without worry, but now with my regimen, I can eat ice cream carefree. Even down a glass of milk from time to time. I do also notice that the lactose intolerance resistance doesn’t last very long. If I don’t consume milk or cheeses, after a week or two, my body resets to anal evacuation mode. I always keep some yogurt or milk in the house to try to keep up with it. Hopefully I’m not giving myself a tumor or taxing my heart.
EDIT: My entire soliloquy above was noticing they didn’t include any dairy in their creation.
FondleGanoosh438
The no cheese and extra well done are the only crimes. I’d fuck up a bbq pizza with those ingredients.
katiechui123
I’m pretty sure this is going to be in a YouTube video soon. I’ve seen Youtubers order dumb/outrageous pizzas, just to see if they get the ridiculous thing that they ordered.
On the other hand, I bet my breakfast order on New Year’s Eve raised a few eyebrows in the kitchen. I ordered the Vegan breakfast, adding an additional egg and black pudding.
The only reason I do this, is that you get more bang for your buck ordering the vegan version. You get 2 sausages and 2 hashbrowns. You only get one of each of the normal breakfast. Grilled tomatoes and fried mushrooms in place of an egg. Beans, AND most importantly, it comes toast and butter. You don’t get that with the normal breakfast. You have to pay an extra £1.23 for one slice of toast, which is a rip off. I can buy a whole loaf for that and have change.
alavath1
You call this a pizza crime? Try working at blaze pizza and someone wants EVERYTHING on it. That thing comes out of the oven with at least two cups of water on it
OldLegWig
broccoli? really?
Sudden_Purpose_5836
Could have been good without brocoli and spinach
JoneHeheHaha
As someone who has made pizza in restaurants for years, the only thing that *really* bugs me is the no cheese. I understand it having to be well done with all of the toppings; especially if this dude has ordered this configuration before. There are too many people who don’t actually care if something is cooked long enough. While I don’t understand adding chicken to it instead of just extra *ahem* “good meats”, I get that’s just preference.
Old_Barnacle7777
Steak “Extra Well Done”. That is just one of many crimes in this pizza.
Mondaycomestoosoon
Needs more broccoli
Available-Oil7673
A salad?????? Lmao
ElectronMaster
The real crime here is that there’s no picture of the actual pizza.
22 Comments
This is probably a mess but I dunno…I feel like we’d have a pic of the finished product itself.
“Hey Jimmy! Give me a cheese with NUTHIN!”
Honestly I was with it except for the pineapple. What the hell??
i get not wanting to rely on a pizza place giving you a perfect medium rare but what in the fuck is “extra well done” 😭
“Yeah hit me with that $30 cheese pizza with no cheese” when the fuck
I mean, this doesn’t sound like a pizza, it’s a flatbread.
Flatbreads are legitimate foods, and while I think it’s weird that the dude is using a wonky method of acquiring one, I don’t think I can say this is a crime.
Damn it! Put “warning sensitive content” or some shit. I’m gonna have nightmares.
What if a kid sees this post?
GUILTY
I would have given they’re money back and told them to never come back ever.
That’s not pizza, that’s an open face sandwich. You can’t tell me otherwise.
More like a crime against their wallet
I found out you can fight lactose intolerance. I’m a black male. I found out late in life that my people can develop lactose intolerance later in life. I was a cereal kid. Loved it. Then maybe my second year of college, I’d have to shit my brains out within a half hour of eating ice cream, or milk. BUT…I found out that the more you eat lactose products, the more you get resilient to them. I could always eat pizza and cheese without worry, but now with my regimen, I can eat ice cream carefree. Even down a glass of milk from time to time. I do also notice that the lactose intolerance resistance doesn’t last very long. If I don’t consume milk or cheeses, after a week or two, my body resets to anal evacuation mode. I always keep some yogurt or milk in the house to try to keep up with it. Hopefully I’m not giving myself a tumor or taxing my heart.
EDIT: My entire soliloquy above was noticing they didn’t include any dairy in their creation.
The no cheese and extra well done are the only crimes. I’d fuck up a bbq pizza with those ingredients.
I’m pretty sure this is going to be in a YouTube video soon. I’ve seen Youtubers order dumb/outrageous pizzas, just to see if they get the ridiculous thing that they ordered.
On the other hand, I bet my breakfast order on New Year’s Eve raised a few eyebrows in the kitchen. I ordered the Vegan breakfast, adding an additional egg and black pudding.
The only reason I do this, is that you get more bang for your buck ordering the vegan version. You get 2 sausages and 2 hashbrowns. You only get one of each of the normal breakfast. Grilled tomatoes and fried mushrooms in place of an egg. Beans, AND most importantly, it comes toast and butter. You don’t get that with the normal breakfast. You have to pay an extra £1.23 for one slice of toast, which is a rip off. I can buy a whole loaf for that and have change.
You call this a pizza crime? Try working at blaze pizza and someone wants EVERYTHING on it. That thing comes out of the oven with at least two cups of water on it
broccoli? really?
Could have been good without brocoli and spinach
As someone who has made pizza in restaurants for years, the only thing that *really* bugs me is the no cheese. I understand it having to be well done with all of the toppings; especially if this dude has ordered this configuration before. There are too many people who don’t actually care if something is cooked long enough. While I don’t understand adding chicken to it instead of just extra *ahem* “good meats”, I get that’s just preference.
Steak “Extra Well Done”. That is just one of many crimes in this pizza.
Needs more broccoli
A salad?????? Lmao
The real crime here is that there’s no picture of the actual pizza.